i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he quoted the bible to break up with me
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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