She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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