well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Why can't burritos get me drunk
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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