Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm always down for nudity.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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