I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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