He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Acid is not a monday night drug
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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