next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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