I faked an abortion last night.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I will be naked everywhere
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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