So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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