I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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