Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Dick very happy bro
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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