rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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