i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
so much tequila, so little girl.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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