who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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