now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
