you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
there is glitter all over my balls
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