Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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