she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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