Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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