im gay
i know
yea but for you.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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