I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Couch. On fire.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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