Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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