She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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