Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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