I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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