think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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