is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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