bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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