i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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