I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
