Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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