i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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