...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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