I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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