The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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