you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
you are never too drunk for berry picking
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
