So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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