Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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