Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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