I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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