He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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