I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Less talking, more tequila
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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