His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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