Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I will be naked everywhere
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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