This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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