so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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