He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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