windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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