Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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