He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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