Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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