we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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