yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
She needs sedatives and a leash
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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