Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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