you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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