Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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