I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize